Bikini Ornament – Dear Santa Design

🎁 Add some sass to your holiday tree with this handmade wooden ornament — laser-cut, hand-painted, and finished with rustic twine for easy hanging.

The design features a playful bikini figure with the cheeky engraved phrase:

“Dear Santa, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Don’t mix those up again like last year.”

Available in four style options — red bikini or blue bikini, each with light or dark tones — so you can choose the one that best matches your vibe.

✨ Special Holiday Offer: Buy 2 ornaments for $20 or 3 for $28 — discount applies automatically at checkout!

Features

• 🎁 Laser-cut from natural basswood

• 🎨 Hand-painted with red or blue bikini options

• 😂 Funny adult-humor holiday design

• 🎄 Lightweight and easy to hang with included twine

• 📏 Dimensions: Approximately 3.5" in diameter